09
Feb
10

Extra Chromosomes

From no child left behind to this?  The White House Media Mongoloid has his bus number written on his hand.  Don’t they all ride on short busses?  Does him mommy put his lunch money in his hanky too?

Token Mongoloid of Media being asked which bus he rides

Sartorial abomination is not just for ghetto chic anymore.  I sure hope his mom does not send him out looking like this.

Gibbs Security Clearance--busted 3 on 21

 

"Gibbs is smart, smart lack a dawg"

Sure wish I was as smart as Gibbs, he's dadgum genius! Is he gay too?

Scott... what a twink!

Y'all white muthafucka's be some freaks. Muthafuckin' Jesse ain't be dat nasty! Idiots and enemas. WTF?

09
Feb
10

Pelosi & Specter the Defector Rejoice Over Murtha

Who Fucking Cares?  He was a Jack Ass Pork Hog

Murtha Who? Fuck him, chump change, pork swilling loser. He wanted an airport, I got the plane!

 From the abyss, two of natures abominations against humanity

The anti-beings

Murtha? Good fuckin' riddance, get Steny in here, pronto, it's butt-fucking time, in memory of Murtha!

Service our asses, Steny!  Obey ME!

Free enema kits! Come and get 'em, it's time for a Congressional Jack Humpin' Fiesta in memory of el Porko Numero Uno Murtha!

09
Feb
10

Andrea Mitchell doesn’t wipe?

I have known Andrea Mitchell since I first met her. In all of her distinguished years of public service, no one has observed her wipe nor drag her ass like a dog.

 

A perennial question among Washington insiders finds pundits and gossipers interviewing one another in pursuit of a quintessential concern, does Andrea Mitchell actually wipe. 

Matters of such gravity take on a life of their own among Washington’s elite press corp.  Unlike finally dead John Murtha, disgraced Congressham and disowned ex-Marine, Mrs. Greenspan was seldom seen dragging her ass on the Oval Office carpet, a prerogative reserved for the crème de la crème, the Helen Thomas’ and Marlene Dodd’s of  literary legend. 

Unknown sources have not reported that Andrea Mitchell has been a shell of herself, shitless as it were, since the departure of George W. Bush.  Even Ms. Palin has been unable to provide Dame Mitchell with incentive or provocation to shit herself, at least on company time. 

Joe Biden, world wide authority on many matters irrespective of his actual knowledge, shown here, during the preparation of an affidavit attesting to his splendid IQ, was unequivocating: I have personally known Andrea Mitchell for longer than your correspondent.  In all of that time, Andrea Mitchell was not observed to shit on the Capitol lawn, within the Whitehouse, or behind the hedgerows of Middleburg.  

With Vice President Biden’s wit, prowess, candor, and keen insight, it has been concluded that:  Had the plaintiff, one Andrea Mitchell had reason to wipe, perhaps she may have.  Having not been observed in a hunched position, the Delaware dabbler deduced that Mrs. Greenspan has not taken a shit since George W. Bush left Washington.  As Mr. Biden reportedly did not say, “No shit, why wipe?” 

Smart.

07
Feb
10

BAD DOG PATRICK!

She is too young, even for a Kennedy!

I swear on it! I thought she was 17, we did a couple 'lewds', quaffed a few beers... I took her for a drive... What a RIDE. What a lie.

Mmmm... hey little girl, do you want some candy?

07
Feb
10

RFK Jr Brings Global Warming to D.C.

Do as I TELL YOU! I am a Kennedy, Goddamn you for ruining my environment

With nothing more than a self-righteous entitlement of trust funded privilege, yet another Kennedy spews, without end.

Global warming means no snow or cold in DC
In those days, I recall my uncle, President Kennedy, standing erect as he rode a toboggan in his top coat, never faltering until he slid into the boxwood at the bottom of the hill. Once, my father, Atty. Gen. Robert Kennedy, brought a delegation of visiting Eskimos home from the Justice Department for lunch at our house. They spent the afternoon building a great igloo in the deep snow in our backyard. My brothers and sisters played in the structure for several weeks before it began to melt. On weekend afternoons, we commonly joined hundreds of Georgetown residents for ice skating on Washington’s C&O Canal, which these days rarely freezes enough to safely skate…
Blah, blah, blah, I, me, mine, my uncle the unaccomplished, very short term adulterous President, my father, Attorney General and adulterous whoremongerer with no legal expertise or experience… ad infinitum.
 

I have EARNED my status as a Climate Commentator! I went outside, in the heat of summer!

By what bizarre disingenuity have these woefully ignorant descendants of assassinated cretins been appointed to speak with presumptuous authority?  Merely having been born to the manor and possessed of a back yard toboggan run, you sound more like the Cambell Soup kids than a credible raconteur of meteorological phenomena.
 
Kennedy’s, ever ready to swarm a media opportunity, an open mic, a photo-op, like dogs to vomit, bring their offputting family name to trendy causes.  Disgusting.  DISGUSTING!  Gadflies of whim and fancy, though ever petulant of criticism.
 
Jet setting playboy, RFK, Jr, holding forth with contempt over matters of his own opinions is nothing more than a money fucking bigot.  The damned Kennedy’s are like the KKK of money. 
 
How about Princess Caroline’s presumed appointment to the U.S. Senate for the seat abandoned by Hillary Clinton?  Whatever anyone may think of Hillary, she was educated, accomplished and has probably earned her way into certain theaters of operations.  Whereas, Princess Caroline’s principal qualification for appointment to Hillary’s seat was not merely being a resident of N.Y. State,  even Hillary was never a resident of N.Y. State.  That certainly did not hinder her installment to the sullied office.  No, darlings, Princess Caroline was to be coronated on the foundation of her hyphenated family name. 
 
Blessedly, lucidity, articulation nor cogency have found a home in the legatees of the Hyannis Hillbillies.
 
Rebel Without a Cause made a star of James Dean, the theme has made assholes of the Kennedy’s.  Go fuck yourselves, degenerate bastards.  And do keep Patrick/Patches out of the punch bowl.  Good goddamned riddance to the Kennedy’s, may they all follow in the footsteps of JFK and RFK with their self inflicted pontificating spew.
 
 
07
Feb
10

Climate Scammer goes Kennedy?

I thought of killing myself, says climate scandal professor Phil Jones

Well, then, get on with it.  And do speak with Patrick Kennedy, perhaps the two of you can have a circle jerk, drop a tab, snort a line and let ‘er rip!  

The incident has taken a severe toll on his health. He has lost more than a stone in weight and disclosed he is on beta-blockers and using sleeping pills…  

Well, there ya’ go, indefinite Kennedy syndrome–lots of opinions, no  

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I think I'll go eat worms!

  

 substance and no one likes you.  Lying Phil Jones, East Anglia Climate Scammer for CRU is just like a Kennedy, without a trust fund!  

Phil, call your PSU chainsaw buddy and maybe the two of you can slip off to Lancaster for some mushroom therapy!  

What is needed, to rectify this outrageous fraud, is to close the CRU, disengage any more activity related to the United Nations and to charge the costs of liquidation and disposition to Algore, Inc.  

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/environment/article7017922.ece

06
Feb
10

From Camelot to the Parking Lot, Bipolar Patrick Pukes His Family Name to Hell

Scott Brown is a JOKE, I am a privileged Kennedy, he MUST obey me!

Which side of his twisted bi-polar mental illness will Patrick Kennedy act out the next time he opens his mouth?  His recent castigation,  immature babbling of a short bus special needs child, suspends any doubt about the long term effects of alcohol fetal syndrome.

No one ever accused Patrick of having an ordinary or average IQ.  As in Zen, less is more, the Kennedy’s are wealthy.  His intellect, to the extent known, has been so sullied from intractable substance abuse and outrageous public displays of incivility that you wonder why a custodian has not been appointed to protect him from himself. 

Ms. Joan, ward of her children, was well known for her chronic misadventure,

Patches, I'm depending on ya' son, bring a quart and let's git-r-dun!

dispelling doubt of having been schnockered during, perhaps throughout, her many gestations. Daddy was never a paragon of intellectual prowess, expelled from Harvard for academic inferiority and subsequent corruption.  Cheating and moral turpitude are matters for Leona Helmsley’s  ”little people.”  For money, Harvard was defiled in creation of a Kennedy School of Government! As nearly as history has revealed, JFK’s tenure was distinguished by his execution.  For that, and money, Harvard named a school in requiem of an assassinated sycophant. 

They say the apple never falls far from the tree.  Fallen apples spoil and rot in the light of day, turning into vinegar for lack of other useful purpose.

Patrick Kennedy is about as useless a Rhode Island Congressman as tits are on a boar hog.  A boar hog has better manners, more predictable behavior and is welcome to many tables.  

The era of Camelot turned into a Comedy of Circus Camels, parking lot pukers without names known for spitting their venom when displeased.  

How inconsequential are the Kennedys? AP invariably refers to the legatees as sons or daughters of Kennedy, rarely mentioning them by given names.

The financialy fortunate children brought nothing to America, beneficiaries of a trademarked family name, mere relics stigmatized by shame.  I cringe at seeing the Kennedy name, instant anger, resentment, disgust and loathe–that has become the Kennedy legacy. 

Such a blight has been cast on a fine Irish name.  You might wish the decent Kennedy’s could commence a class action to compel the laggards and lackeys of Hyannis to cease and desist with defiling their otherwise fine reputations and traditions.

Instead, the insidious, pervasive and pathogenic Joe Kennedy ‘Clan’ will likely persist until trust funds are squandered.  May the name Kennedy be stricken from buildings, roads, airports, schools, as urban shame, disgraced with squalor of generational decadence.

One online news service, The Hill, reported on Pitiful Patrick’s malicious spew referencing the new U.S. Senator from Massachusetts.  A resulting record of reader comments turned into a raging storm of contempt and despise for Patrick Kennedy, Ted Kennedy, the family name, and every manner of hatred for this hideous family, spanning 128 pages with 2,543 scathing repudiations.  All that in about a 24 hour period. 

Whatever good there may ever have been in the Massachusetts Kennedy family was trashed, decades ago, at least 50 years ago.  The Kennedy family became an American anathema.

Patrick ought to resign, immediately, return to a rehab facility and afterwards, take up residency with his mother.  No one else would have him.

The Kennedys, unclean.  Get behind me, Satan!

05
Feb
10

RI man charged with operating on his own dog

Just Because I Dress Like a Kennedy Does Not Make Me One!

RuhRoh!  Where’s that bipolar fuckin’ Kennedy? 

Shew… turns out it was just a constituent who could not afford health care for his dog.  Now, like uninsured humans in Massachusetts, the dog owner is a CRIMINAL!

If you think Kennedy care is costly, just wait until a predatory veterinarian finds out how much credit you have left on your credit card. 

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_ILLEGAL_DOG_SURGERY?SITE=FLTAM&SECTION=US

Health care. It's not just for the wealthy, anymore.

I love being topless at the beach!

We are excellent swimmers.

05
Feb
10

Poor, Pitiful Patrick…

Look! See! I'm just like Daddy.

Stand up comedian, BiPolar Pat, the Kennedy Whiz Kid, takes a page from the Chappaquiddick Conference Manual on Style.

Scott Brown tried to KILL ME.  BooHoo!  He is a mean old booger head and a bully!

That's a my boy!

Mom! Dad! Scott's Pickin' on Me!

05
Feb
10

Rhode Island Wretch, Kennedy tells a joke–time to check his meds, again.

I have a Trust Fund. Wanna get drunk?

“Brown’s whole candidacy was shown to be a joke today when he was sworn in early in order to cast his first vote as an objection to Obama’s appointment to the NLRB,” Kennedy said Thursday. ”

My name is Patrick.  And I have a trust fund. 

As a dog to his vomit, Patrick Kennedy fomented with inbred vitriol over matters that have NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM.   

Unless there is a Chris Dodd mistake, Patrick Kennedy is a resident and registered voter of the slavery state, Rhode Island.  Patrick Kennedy doesn’t have one fucking thing to say about Massachusetts, if he lived here he could not get a job in a public works department.  Maybe he could be a field rep for some socialistic Hugo Chavez Oil Distribution operation. 

 Whether sleep driving or yachting, the dullest of the Kennedy

Karaoke Kennedy Mimes "A Safety Dance"

 dregs pontificates with rage over an actual resident of Massachusetts being elected to a public office, by due process.  Where’s the joke, Patrick?  You need a joke? Look in the mirror, read your own resume, look at your accident reports, take a look at your lineal ascendancy.  Patrick, you are nearly as pitiable as Prince Charles emasculata–poor thing, Mummy won’t ever let him be King.

 

There is no Kennedy “seat” in Massachusetts–at best it may be referred to as the Kennedy stool!  Besmirched for decades, Massachusetts is free, free at last from the hideousness and curse of that godawful name. 

Incredulously, Patrick the whiner humiliated, diminished and disgraced the other candidate by not even knowing her name.  Patrick is no spokesperson for the Kennedy clan, he reeks of shame and tawdriness wherever he appears, dripping disgust, a wheezing, breathing composition of emotional malcontent and misery.  Kennedy’s appearance during the pendancy of Martha “Marcia” Coakley’s eligibility, laughable though it was, was merely a photo-op featuring himself.   Coakley would have been better off had Patrick gone off on a bender with his low life buds. 

Is there is no level of shame, baseness, or debauchery that will remain unexplored in the Kennedy line?  From pomposity to putrid, simple minded Patrick, the infucking-significant, Kennedy knows no short supply of vomit eating, assdragging dog tricks to remind us all exactly why he should stay drunk and doped, all of the time. 

Patrick, go live with your mother.

Will anyone tell the Rhode Island Puker that Scott Brown’s candidacy ended–victoriously?  He is now Senator Brown and Senator Brown will likely still be in office when the decent folks of Rhode Island put Puking Patrick Kennedy’s woeful ass out of business in the next election. 

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/79863-patrick-kennedy-scott-browns-candidacy-a-joke